Roommate love

emmettluka:

echoingairport:

emmettluka:

echoingairport:

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echoingairport:

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Natalie: OH MY GOD WHATS WRONG?!
Me:….
Me: nothing?
Natalie: YOU HAVENT GOTTEN OUT OF BED AND YOURE LISTENING TO GRAVITY BY SARA BAREILLES ON REPEAT.
Me: oh…
Me: yeah. I just really like this song.

echoingairport

I WAS…

OMFG DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE DREAM I HAD?! Mattie and I in an elevator and then the face unzipping and witness protection and rabid monkeys?!

OH MY JESUS I REMEMBER THAT. CRISTO YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS IS TERRIFYING. 

I miss it. 

Lol you miss my terrifying subconscious? I want you to know that autocorrect tried to correct “terrifying” to “terry fucking”. I laughed. A lot. I come back tomorrow afternoon and move in on Friday!

DAYUM, GREAT. You have to come see my new place! 

I also love “terry fucking”. I need to remember to use that. 

Dude “terry fucking” is the only accurate way to describe scary things.

For example:

Life is terry fucking.

And yes! I need to come see your new place! I’m excited! HELLA EXCITED. I miss you and Joe. A fuck ton.

Come see us then! He’s living with me until their house is cleaned!

YES. I will come see you this weekend!

What are you doing Saturday? Because it’s Matt’s birthday dinner thang, and we’re going to Boerne. 

407,145 plays GOD_IS_DEAD_AND_WE_KILLED_HIM

(Source: extonics)

Roommate love

emmettluka:

echoingairport:

emmettluka:

echoingairport:

emmettluka:

emmettluka:

echoingairport:

emmettluka:

Natalie: OH MY GOD WHATS WRONG?!
Me:….
Me: nothing?
Natalie: YOU HAVENT GOTTEN OUT OF BED AND YOURE LISTENING TO GRAVITY BY SARA BAREILLES ON REPEAT.
Me: oh…
Me: yeah. I just really like this song.

echoingairport

I WAS…

OMFG DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE DREAM I HAD?! Mattie and I in an elevator and then the face unzipping and witness protection and rabid monkeys?!

OH MY JESUS I REMEMBER THAT. CRISTO YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS IS TERRIFYING. 

I miss it. 

Lol you miss my terrifying subconscious? I want you to know that autocorrect tried to correct “terrifying” to “terry fucking”. I laughed. A lot. I come back tomorrow afternoon and move in on Friday!

DAYUM, GREAT. You have to come see my new place! 

I also love “terry fucking”. I need to remember to use that. 

Dude “terry fucking” is the only accurate way to describe scary things.

For example:

Life is terry fucking.

And yes! I need to come see your new place! I’m excited! HELLA EXCITED. I miss you and Joe. A fuck ton.

Come see us then! He’s living with me until their house is cleaned!

Roommate love

emmettluka:

echoingairport:

emmettluka:

emmettluka:

echoingairport:

emmettluka:

Natalie: OH MY GOD WHATS WRONG?!
Me:….
Me: nothing?
Natalie: YOU HAVENT GOTTEN OUT OF BED AND YOURE LISTENING TO GRAVITY BY SARA BAREILLES ON REPEAT.
Me: oh…
Me: yeah. I just really like this song.

echoingairport

I WAS…

OMFG DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE DREAM I HAD?! Mattie and I in an elevator and then the face unzipping and witness protection and rabid monkeys?!

OH MY JESUS I REMEMBER THAT. CRISTO YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS IS TERRIFYING. 

I miss it. 

Lol you miss my terrifying subconscious? I want you to know that autocorrect tried to correct “terrifying” to “terry fucking”. I laughed. A lot. I come back tomorrow afternoon and move in on Friday!

DAYUM, GREAT. You have to come see my new place! 

I also love “terry fucking”. I need to remember to use that. 

Roommate love

emmettluka:

emmettluka:

echoingairport:

emmettluka:

Natalie: OH MY GOD WHATS WRONG?!
Me:….
Me: nothing?
Natalie: YOU HAVENT GOTTEN OUT OF BED AND YOURE LISTENING TO GRAVITY BY SARA BAREILLES ON REPEAT.
Me: oh…
Me: yeah. I just really like this song.

echoingairport

I WAS…

OMFG DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE DREAM I HAD?! Mattie and I in an elevator and then the face unzipping and witness protection and rabid monkeys?!

OH MY JESUS I REMEMBER THAT. CRISTO YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS IS TERRIFYING. 

I miss it. 

Roommate love

emmettluka:

echoingairport:

emmettluka:

Natalie: OH MY GOD WHATS WRONG?!
Me:….
Me: nothing?
Natalie: YOU HAVENT GOTTEN OUT OF BED AND YOURE LISTENING TO GRAVITY BY SARA BAREILLES ON REPEAT.
Me: oh…
Me: yeah. I just really like this song.

echoingairport

I WAS GENUINELY CONCERNED!

I mean… With everything that had gone on that semester you had every right to be concerned. All I can think of from last semester is Joe and everyone and their mother coming up to me and unzipping their faces

UNZIPPING THEIR FACES?! WHAT?!

om1tted:

more-scars-than-skin:

its weird society sees people with tattoos and modifications as being unclean and poor when in reality its so expensive to get those things in the first place and the aftercare is strenuous and daily and in reality modified people are probably the most hygienic and well off people you’ll meet

amen.


fabulazerstokill:

harrysde:

From Elon James White Tuesday night.

This better have hundreds of thousands of notes at the end of the day or else

Roommate love

emmettluka:

Natalie: OH MY GOD WHATS WRONG?!
Me:….
Me: nothing?
Natalie: YOU HAVENT GOTTEN OUT OF BED AND YOURE LISTENING TO GRAVITY BY SARA BAREILLES ON REPEAT.
Me: oh…
Me: yeah. I just really like this song.

echoingairport

I WAS GENUINELY CONCERNED!

fuumakotaro:

why not heterosexual UNawareness month

pretend heterosexuals don’t exist for the WHOLE month

LET’S DO IT

(Source: cainaoya)


thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

(Source: monodoh)


tastefullyoffensive:

[video]

The way he looks at the camera after is like, “BITCH now you know.”

(Source: alxbngala)